Road construction should incorporate feminism.

It's really unfair to females that most roads around the city are constructed with tiny multi-humps (oba what are their real names, but you get what am talking about, er?' I won't deny that they make the road attractive that sometimes I feel like walking in the middle of the road, however, the consequences are rather disturbing. (Actually there's only effect I know/I’m basing on).

Most times when I use the road from Ntinda to Spear motors, I have seen some women (including yours truly) protecting their rich bosoms with one hand or two, preventing them from rhythmically going up and down with the taxi movement, usually accompanied with pain equivalent to that I experience while rope skipping unless I don them in both a bra and bob-tub. Matter-of-factly, I gave up exercising because of that inconvenience.

Furthermore, drivers don’t care to reduce the speed when they get to the humps. They will never have awesome chests as ours and thus have no idea what we go through. I’m almost certain they enjoy those spots, on the contrary.

Such a scenario was even worse for a lady who had gotten into the taxi clad in a tight blouse advertising and firmly supporting her million dollar cleavage, having some passengers especially 'you know which species' keep looking behind to feed their eyes on the free luscious and live show. It was discomforting for the driver to do so until he remembered his taxi had a mirror before him. When we got to the multi-humps, without warn, both bosoms grudgingly jumped out of her bra, assuring their master of their ability to identify doors of freedom and optimally utilize them.

I thought she deserved that though. Whatever she was thinking to dress like that! Without any pinch of shame, she placed them back into the bra amidst excitement and sinister laughs by first hand eye witnesses. And yes, she gave no damn. She still sat comfortably in the taxi till her destination. Only, she remembered to put her hands to use the other times we approached such humps. 

For this matter, I really hope future road structures intended to slow down cars will in the least have consideration for the female species. Society should do all it takes to secure women from any kind of artificial discomfort. We already have enough to deal with naturally. Thanks!