The Detour:

The moment I typed this title, I yawned!! That's how tideous it is searching for a Job in this economy. Unless you are from a well connected family or are good at barter exchange. You see, kids from well connected families inherit jobs at birth only that they get to find out what job they inherited the moment they receive it. You are prolly cursing that you can't be born again but you have the opportunity to change history my friend. Marry right..! You have experienced this tough economy, don't subject your kids to the same. Get a loan and marry relatives of the likes of Bitature, Mbidde etc Anyhow here I share what I did in search for a Job. Oh, by the way I have a Job these days, it's a great job and has everything you can Imagine for example;  1. It's great,  2. Its a job,  3. Its imaginable etc.  (Dear boss in case you read this, please increase sala er ....just did aka advert) 1. Knowing my target In every en

Suwaley, we all want a discount-on-a-discount on items we are purchasing, however, sellers of several items, except for supermarkets or shops with fixed prices, Will tell you mbu the asking price is the last price and infact its the wholesale price... cheii. Wholesale namugani ...!! Am going to give you cheat Tips on how to pay less for more. You have been exploited enough. This post does not apply to you rich fellas. These rich fellas, kyoka , when yo there bargaining for a cut from 25k to 15k they are like, "whurrt,  only 25k for the item?? No way nawe, you have to pay rent, buy more stock, eat lunch eh .. am going to quadruple, triple and even quintopolise the amount, so that's 285k yeah?? Let me just make it 300k." And then they look at you the perplexed buyer, "sister" You:  Sister!??? @$#&£¥₩€ * rolling eyes like duh* sister my in between the toes. Them: Sister I think you give her like 300k you can even give her more if you have

Eh e h but getting a job is tough anyway. Recently I was going through my old sent items but what I found was alarming. The only thing I ever used my emails for was applying for jobs. And right there I could see about 1000 sent items. And then I blinked one eye hoping the numbers would also shy away and reduce but hafazali . It should also be noted that I have four (4) e-mail addresses. The first two had kiddish names so I figured - really, as a psychology graduate- that the indisputable reason I wasn't getting any feedback was because my email addresses were playful. I went ahead and created two other new mails that incorporated both my real names and seemed more mature. And then I started using those to apply and believe me priz . I never got that call. E-mail names had nothing to do with it. Well.... Until last month So anyhow last month, like karma would have it, there were like three top companies flooding to hire me for my services. And guess what!