The Detour:

1. You should have the Police’s number on speed dial so you can quickly notify them just incase you want to mention any thing political. Terms like Government, Politics, 2016, Yellow, Term limit, constitution etc wherever you maybe. 2. Incase you forget to notify the Police prior, call them after with a summary of what you discussed. Ask them if they are on Whatsapp and keep them posted with pics of your group which is of course more than two people. 3. If the political gathering was at your home, and the enforcement guys fell on you in action, you should give them food before they arrest you and fire their live bullets. 4.In Every household or group of people, atleast one of you must be in possession of teargas cans and fully loaded guns. Just incase the Order boys forgot to carry theirs. You should help them help you. So contact all arm traffickers on tradelinks if any or wherever for these supplies so you can please these boys. Nothing will stop them arrestin...

In uganda, your pet is that animal/bird you have seen on Tv, movies or read about in children’s books and become fond of. eh kwonka this horse looks fierce!! Even if you give it to me for free! Almost every one has(had) a pet, especially girls in high school. Ask those autobooks theyused to fill. Those days, mine was a monkey. We all know that was Sarah’s pet. Sarah the cartoon gal we used to read about in one of the newspapers some years back. Zingo was the monkey’s name. My pet could have been a dog or cat like most people’s but then one day a cat scratched me with its dirty claws when I had gone to visit a friend. Mbu I was trying to befriend the cat since everyone else held it and it was nice to them. That backfired for me. At an earlier time, when I was new to that neighborhood, some kids surrounded me at a kiosk. They had a puppy. They rubbed its skin against my arm and lied to me that I had just gotten rabbies and would eventually die. I waile...

I joined Facebook as a result of eavesdropping. I was in my first year and was sharing a suite with three other people in a hostel. It had two rooms and two people shared each room. The galz in the other room were rather cool, advanced, admirable. They had laptops, Tv, mobile wardrobes, even cutlery! We had nothing. I’m glad iPads weren’t a fad at a time. They would have had them. I had over heard them talk about Facebook several times before. This time, I listened in to the whole conversation . ‘Hey, are you friends with GG on facebook?  ‘No. Meanwhile TT poked me! ‘  ‘Aaah that guy ain’t cool. He writes weird things on my wall ‘  ‘Yeah, i noticed. His updates always show up on my homepage.’ I was sure that I would never afford to buy Facebook. Where the heck was I going to find wall, notifications, poke( Pork? I knew where to find pork), home page etc. I couldnt figure out how the wall at our home and pages in my books would be o...